Poop Juice

Poop juice.  Mmmm…doesn’t that sound delicious?  It’s not.  But it is worth sharing in case there are any more strange people out there like my hubs. This delightful concoction is actually Trent’s creation, as is its colorful name.  It originated from his desire to get all his recommended servings of fruit and vegetables without having to actually eat them.  He prefers to liquify them, drink them, and have it over and done with in a matter of minutes.  Sick, huh?

Here’s what he puts in it: oranges, apples, celery, spinach, banana, peppers, walnuts, carrots, tomato, and cucumber.

Then he throws it all in the blender with a little water, and he makes it look like this:

If he spills some in the sink, it looks like this:

Hey….that sort of looks like the contents of my nephew’s diaper!

So this is Poop Juice.  And yes, it will make you poop.  If you’re extremely brave, stupid, weird, constipated, or you have no tastebuds, here’s the recipe:

1 apple
1 orange
1/2 banana
1/2 medium sized tomato OR 1/2 cup of tomato sauce
handful of spinach leaves
handful of baby carrots
1/2 cucumber
1/2 bell pepper
2 celery stalks
1/4 cup walnuts
1 tbsp. fresh chopped ginger
Water to thin
Note: You can also add herbs or other fruits and veggies to “improve” the flavor (cilantro, lemon, lime, parsley, etc.).
Another note: This makes about 64 oz. depending on how much water you put in, which is 2 servings (breakfast and lunch!).
Another freaking note: If you can eat this as soon as possible, you’ll get the most nutritional benefits as the live enzymes in the fruit will still be there.

Put these in the blender and pulse it into liquid oblivion.  Pour it into a glass and prepare yourself for a truly disgusting experience.  Drink it.  Regret it.  Okay, just kidding.  It actually isn’t THAT bad, and it is really, really good for you.  And Trent does have a point…you drink this and you’ve gotten all you need.


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  1. Little Turds | burnsomegoo on

    […] Personally, I think it’s because Trent destroyed their tastebuds when he made them try his Poop Juice, but that’s just my scientific opinion.  It might be, though, that since we’ve cut out […]

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